Louise's Sleep vs The World

So, another rant, this time about sleep. It seems as though the world was conspiring against my sanity last night as sleep just would not come. First I could not get comfortable as my bed sheet kept coming off the mattress and wrapping around my leg. Then my duvet cover is slightly too big, and decided it would be hilarious to place all the duvet nicely down to one end and to one side so I was left with much cover, but no duvet. Then my blanket decided to disappear down the end of my bed. Then my flannel sheet that I had wrapped around me insisted on getting twisted and kept bunching all up in my face, multiple times.

After I had overcome all these obstacles and finally gotten to sleep some hours after I had originally intended, my brother had forgotten his key and rang me at 5:30am to open the door for him. After scoffing on the leftover cheesy nachos, we headed to bed, where I fell asleep again at about 6am or 6:15am.

THEN my father, with whom I had established before I went to bed that I would indeed be around to answer the door when the DHL man arrived with a package, storms in at around 9am (myself not needing to waken until 10am) and saying at full volume, "Louise, the DHL guy will be here within the hour, so don't forget to answer the door", and promptly exits, leaving me half awake, half asleep, but mostly jolted and stunned.

Needless to say I dozed on and off for the next 20 mins before the DHL guy arrived...